Saturday, November 21, 2009

walmart sells hooker shirts?

Dads who dress there five years old girls up as hookers. The other day I saw a little girl walking with here dad she was wearing lipstick, eye liner, skinny jeans and big ass earings. she looked like a seventeen year old sl**. why would a dad do that? unless the girl herself decided to dress like that because she watches too much miley cyrus. I don't know. In other news my cat can talk! hahah click here to understand that .
So I went to walmart on a Saturday which is the worst day of the week to go because thats when everyone goes to poison there minds and shop for miley cyrus's clothing line of clothes that make you looke like a five year old stripper. my sister says that a whole quarter of the women section in walmart was miley cyrus shirts. do grown women even watch miley's show or listen to here music? which she likes to rewrite the words to randomly (more on that here) my little sister says that if she had different parents and was raised differently she might like miley cyrus.
anyway- I go to try on some pants in the "mens" dressing room, I don't see why the need different gender dressing rooms, is there any fucking difference? so I go to the "mens" dressing room(wtf) and the women at the key place says "no, thats the mens room" ex-fuckin-scuse me? of course I'm used to that sort of thing but at my school all the guys have long hair. whenever someone makes the mistake of calling me a girl I look at them in a very pissed-off expression and say "I'm a guy." (then breath loudly and proceed to cussing them out- never mind) so back to the dressing room story. of course my mom has to correct her. she makes up the excuse: "oh my, I'm sorry, its been a long day." its fucking three pm! and of course we know that she only said that to hide the fact that she thinks all boys have short hair. she's probably one of the grown women who watches miley cyrus then goes out to buy her shirts then watch and listen WHILE wearing a shirt. what the fuck is this world coming to? if you look at the teen crowd you'll see that most of them have mildly long hair. and you see the ones who used to have long hair but their mothers made them cut it short because they watch to much miley cyrus. I don't know why I'm blaming everything on miley cyrus and her stripper franchise. of course so many people hate miley cyrus that she probably doesn't care anymore. the one thing she does good is hate twilight but as soon as she gets hired to co-star she'll be the biggest twilight whore ever. haha ok thats about it.
-Rory Gregory
(while burning down the miley cyrus section)

1 comment:

  1. People who commit robberies with butter knives should not be so hard on kindergarten hookers. And: Playing the Theme from Hawaii Five-0 is known to drive 4 out of 5 cats to baaaad behavior. It's true, I read it in Wikipedia.
    Meeeeoowwwwww!

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